Thug Life
Here's what's on my mind, enjoy
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
lol so damn true
(Source: megustamemes)
This has got to be the best one yet.
(Source: rexuality)
When you`re in the middle of telling a joke.
& you ain`t even get to the funny part yet, but you`re already like :
“Na na, hold up, the funny part`s coming up.”
But your friend just stares at you…waiting :
Then when you tell them the funny part they don`t laugh. & they say your joke wasn`t funny.
You`re just like.
I`m funny bitch!
Don`t deny it.
(Source: loveandjealousy)
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! HAHAHHAHA
Oh my gaaah! Hahahha
“Some deep ass quote that Wiz Khalifa never said” -Wiz Khalifa
This and all the other rapper/R&B singer “quotes”
One of the most annoying things I see in tumblr.
I try to only reblog the ones that are actual lyrics from their songs! But it is kinda annoying though
She looks like a little kid compared to him. Gross
The Life and Times of Lee Tea: Help my friend Jessica out! DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS
Hey everyone…
I know a lot of people are doing contests these days. And one of the biggest ones going around is the AE one. I have a lot of friends doing it and if there was only one winner, then I wouldn’t jump at the opportunity but since there can be ten winners I ask that you help me be one of them.
So lately I’ve been really thinking about my intentions behind the desire to win this contest. So here’s why this contest is important to me.
My entire life. It’s been just my mom, my dad, my brother and myself. I don’t have any other family out here in California. These three are all I have. Imagine losing one out of these three. Heartbreak isn’t even the word to describe it. Nine years ago, my daddy was a tongue cancer patient. By a God given miracle, he won the battle. Nine years later from that day, he is now fighting for his life against fourth stage lung cancer. Treatable, but incurable. He has chemo every other friday and by the following sunday, he can’t eat no matter how hungry he is, he can’t walk no matter how badly he needs to go to the bathroom, and he barely has the energy to communicate with family. The doctor says he only has a little less than a year to live through it. To be honest, my family is falling apart: I have a dying father, a depressed & stressed mother and an away from home brother.
Imagine living with your family for eighteen years. And you go off to college. This is going to be the first time EVER living away from home. Six months later, you find out that your father is terminally ill, inevitably going to pass away. And you can’t come home as often because the means of transportation doesn’t exist, the money is hard to attain, and your family’s going through too much to even make the time to pick you up. Imagine living life as a daddy’s little girl and you’re scared of him sleeping because he might not even wake up to see another day. This defines the very experience of my first year in college, and first year away from home. The word “challenge” doesn’t even suffice to my situation.
What’s important to me isn’t having my face publicized for the world to see that I’m a winner on this website. Cherry on top, sure, but not my priority. My priority is the money. Not for any of my selfish materialistic wants, but the want to help out my parents who are both retired and have no source of income except my $8 an hour paycheck. I’m a struggling college student with a broken family, so please take literally the five seconds it takes to help me out?
It really only takes two clicks. You click the link and you click “vote”. And SPREAD THIS MESSAGE, whether I know them or not! It’s long, but it’s of your worth, time, and effort. My sincere appreciation from the bottom to the top of my heart goes out to every single vote in order to help me, help my family.
Whatever hard feelings we may have for each other either from now or the past, I ask that you spare them. Because this isn’t about me. This is about my family. And if your family was in the same situation, I’m sure you’d take every opportunity possible to help them, save them.
Thank you for the support in advance♥
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